Welcome to another sporadic edition of “Why Isn’t This News?”– the show that makes you wonder why on earth we can’t film them regularly, given the horrible production values and clear lack of planning or editing.

In this episode we talk about the importance of making the big hire. I announced mine earlier this week, and as luck would have it, Paul is announcing his tonight. Mark Ames is joining the NSFW Corp. team as Senior Editor. Ames writes like a buzz saw chewing through marshmallow. Combined Carr and Ames should have the acerbic writing power of about 300 gallons of acid.

To my knowledge, Steve Zahn has never played Ames in a movie, but this is a BFD nonetheless. Paul explains why in the video. And draws a princess. The two are unrelated.

Also, we give a shout out to our first Charity:Water donor Steven Lomele. (Thanks again!)