Another Apple event has come and gone, and Twitter has had its chance to weigh in on what Tim Cook and the rest of Apple’s senior management announced. Unlike the Amazon event, which was favorably received, the response to today’s announcements have been tepid at best. Twitter being Twitter, most chose to either Tweet what was announced or crack a joke. As we pour one out for iTunes, bask in Twitter’s collective humor below.
I was hoping #Apple would replace Siri with Morgan Freeman on the iPhone 5
— Ryan Armentrout (@ryaninco) September 12, 2012
Tim Cook walks out completely naked. “Let’s talk about some things getting longer.”
— Matt Alexander (@mattalexand) September 12, 2012
Breaking News: AT&T announces new #Apple iPhone 5 will in fact make and receive phone calls.
— Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) September 12, 2012
EarPods. Wow. After 3 years of design you’d think they’d have a better name for it. #apple
— Timothy Whalin (@TimothyWhalin) September 12, 2012
Siri, why is my heart filled with dread?
— Nathan Pensky (@Nathan_Pensky) September 12, 2012
Other than no iMacs, were any of the rumors *wrong*? It was like the whole internet had the run sheet for today’s event.
— Shawn Blanc (@shawnblanc) September 12, 2012
If the Nano gets smaller it’s just going to be a song that gets stuck in your head.
— Justin McElroy (@JustinMcElroy) September 12, 2012
So, the nano is a touch iPod, but it’s not an iPod touch. Got it.
— felix salmon (@felixsalmon) September 12, 2012
Just once I’d like an Apple exec to say, “These aren’t the best we’ve done. They’re pretty good. But the ones before were better.”
— Farhad Manjoo (@fmanjoo) September 12, 2012
a shirtless jony ive: “this is the finest product with the tightest fit and finish I’ve ever designed.” stands up, flexes.
— Chris Ziegler (@zpower) September 12, 2012
“We’re very excited about our new iPhone 5″. Well, I am happy you’re happy, Apple.
— Hillel Fuld (@HilzFuld) September 12, 2012