Got $2,805? You can now be the proud owner of enema.xxx. Feeling a bit more flashy? Hand over $66,000 for boobs.xxx.

ICM Registry, the owner of the .xxx domain and a search engine for legal porn, has just released a price list for the most sought-after keyword searches (don’t click on that link if you’re uncomfortable with rude words). An enticing range of 1,000 names are up for grabs.

ICM hosts only legal content, so even though Kim Kardashian is the most searched-for celebrity on its site, it doesn’t host her infamous sex tape. But apparently millions of disappointed users have left the site disappointed after coming up empty-handed after searching for the likes of “mother,” “granny,” and “beach” (keep it classy, seaside activities). This one seems a bit of a lay-up for ICM and will no doubt be lucrative.

If you want to claim your special .xxx domain, get your dollars out and head over to ICM. In the meantime, we’ve curated a list of the 10 most intriguing offers. They are:

  1. Abs.xxx: $2,145
  2. Funny.xxx: $4,950
  3. Bigass.xxx: $12,045 (who knows what “gass” is)
  4. Doctor.xxx: $6,270
  5. Celebrities.xxx: $15,015
  6. Elf.xxx: $1,320 (bargain alert!)
  7. Springbreak.xxx: $1,650
  8. Tax.xxx: $1,980 (probably popular with Democrats)
  9. Wedding.xxx: $3,135
  10. Yum.xxx: $1,650