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Most people know Pornhub (link NSFW obviously) as a massive network of adult sites, serving 70 million horny souls a day. Over the years, however, Pornhub has also become a numbers-crunching machine. With so many visitors to its sites, expressing preferences and practices they might not normally reveal on a general survey, Pornhub has a treasure trove of data containing insights on how religion, income, and political repression affect porn consumption habits. It even has a blog devoted to these insights, appropriately called Insights, a throwback to OK Cupid’s excellent yet abandoned data site OK Trends.

Today, Pornhub published a massive collection of year-in-review data exploring how we watched porn in 2013. So what did these randy researchers find out?

First off, porn consumption is at its highest in January. So much for New Year’s Resolutions. Maybe it’s a way to cope with Seasonal Affective Disorder. Or maybe there’s just a direct correlation between “watching porn” and “being inside.”

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Looks like a ton of people treat those Monday blues by powering up the porn computer. While worldwide most visitors take a break from porn on the weekends, the US has its day of abstinence on Thursday. Are we all too busy trying to get our work done before the weekend?

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The world’s porn tastes are surprisingly provincial. Spaniards like watching Spanish people go at it. The French people prefer French kissers. The only exception is in the US, though there’s no category for “American porn.”

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Americans go the distance, spending more minutes per visit than any other country. So much for those “Real Men Don’t Watch Porn” bumper stickers.

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Porn consumption on mobile is also up from last year, both in the US and worldwide. 47 percent of Pornhub’s traffic came from mobile, up from 32 percent.

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And finally, Pornhub wanted to know which big 2013 TV event most affected porn viewership. “Masters of Sex,” perhaps? Nope, “The Walking Dead” Season 3 finale. I guess sex and violence really are two sides of the same coin.

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You can check out the full SFW “year in review” here.

[Top photo source via Music Box Films]