No, Chubby Checker was not a priapistic mobile developer in his spare time. Nevertheless, the rock and roll icon born Ernest Evans is none-too-thrilled that a WebOS app used for measuring your member bears his name on it. According to Ars Technica, HP says it pulled the app last September. after being downloaded less than 100 times. HP only takes a profit of $0.30 per download, so it’s hard to justify Evans’ attorney seeking $500 million in damages. [Source: Ars Technica]