The Sacramento Bee reports that two teenagers put ground-up sleeping pills into their parents’ milkshakes with the intent of knocking them out and skirting their “Internet curfew.” The parents decided to take the teens down to the police station, but it’s unclear whether they are still there. (Probably not.) The next time your kids do something bad, just remember that they didn’t drug you so they could spend a few more hours playing Neopets or something.

[Source: Sacramento Bee]